Thursday, April 11, 2013

A Motley Crew

The topic: In the form of a paragraph, write about how you want your future classmates to view you next year in college.  Explain why you would want others to view you in these ways.  Thanks to Will Hinman for this topic!

Because I currently have no plans to attend college next year, my entry focuses on my Shining Stars.  Below, I provide my analysis of each student's response.  Keep in mind, these students represent the elite scholars of CFHS.  Their plans may startle you; at the very least, their desired outcomes should make you want to read their blogs.

Period Seven

BB:  hater of Friday
RC:  a not-too-mean girl
SF:  squirrel-watching Segway driver

CG:  totally zen (with perfect hair)
WH:  coolly in the shadows

MJ:  Spring Break squatter
KK:  One Direction groupie
CK:  humble beauty queen
LL:  awesome Asian
ML:  lady with the light saber
KM:  wickedly intense athlete
MM:  oddly armed with towel turbans
KMc:  secret sassafras
AM:  reasonable psychotic
BM:  non-stuttering dance machine
AO:  fame-seeking Hipster
VS:  sketchy typist of fart noises
AS:  mature liberal
DS:  nerdy Mr. Rogers
HT:  obsessive clock-watcher
BT:  searching for herself
KW:  self-confident laundress
AW:  haunter of dark corners

Period Eight

CB:  Head of Sanitation
SC:  THE creepiest roommate ever
EC-C:  catty sailor

KG:  beta lion
GJ:  Big Bird
AK:  a kindergartner
AM:  homesick quick-wit
AMc:  dependable lunch companion
AM-F:  mentally stable art kid
CS:  pseudo neat-freak
KS:  profane procrastinator
JW:  blond-haired, orange-skinned football cheerleader
AW:  non-bathing wig-wearer
KW:  math man
EW:  the village's happy hostess
JZ:  English nerd flying a freak flag

4 comments:

  1. BS: enduring teacher

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  2. BS: junior intimidator

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  3. I hate to admit it, but my heart fluttered when I saw I landed an association with One Direction.

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